I'm not even sure if this picture is current.  I found some guy and put it up here.  Why is he smiling?  What's he so happy about?

I write because it completes me.  Do you like that?  Deep, huh?  If you really must know I was raised in a controlled environment that consisted of four walls and a ceiling.  It is in a place where there were similar structures of different shapes and colors. 

Actually my background is in Information Technology as a programmer, technical support person, Math and Computer Science Instructor, and technical writer for the past fifteen years.  Now, that's a mouthful.  So, yes I'm a completely boring left-brained twit.  What can I say?  I even had the audacity to attend writing, acting and improvisation courses at Second City in Chicago, IL.  Since then I've been left as a broken man and only hope that one day I'll be able to write something as funny as those people on the television or radio or the newspaper or anything else.

Go ahead...try and contact me at info@christophervenckus.com .  I'll do my best to get back to you as soon as humanly possible.  That's my guarantee!  Not much of one, but everyone seems to offer some type of guarantee these days.  I could promise to paint your toe nails or something like that, but then again some people might not be into that kind of thing.  I'm flexible. :-)